The Spoonbill Generator

You've learned to tie your shoelaces [F]

And button up your coat [N]

You've learned to stop calling people assfaces [Karin]

Or cast a useless vote [F]

You've learned your multiplication tables [Karin]

And even how to spell [Anon.]

You've learned you're not to torture sables [Karin]

You might wind up in hell [N]

You've learned to write a proper essay [Karin]

At the age of forty! [F]

You've learned the truth about Uday and Qusay [Karin]

My oh my, oh Lordy! [F]

You've learned to select the finest wines [Karin]

And how to drink them too [Nym]

I'm quite impressed and may I suggest [F]

To a fat lady never say "Moo!" [Karin]