The Spoonbill Generator

I often think that nothing grows so red as a rose where some once Caesar bled. [Randy]

And though they may have been pernicious tyrants, in their favour it is said [P]

They never got liposuctioned [Kansas Sam]

Or face-lifted or de-bunioned. [Dassn't Say]

They wore no permanent clown smiles like Joan Rivers or sweet Mary Tyler Moore [Anon.]

How odd, then, that they're loathed [Francine]

I often walk through grassy dells where the sound of bells drifts gently on the breeze [Beefy]

And contemplate my own invidious plan to bring the planet to its knees [P]

After lunch, maybe [Kansas Sam]