A Style of Dancing I Remember
Scarlett and Rhett decided to pet
While Ilsa and Rick were watching a flick
Butch and Sundance decided to dance
And Amos and Andy both got very randy
Then Lady and Tramp decided to vamp
While Hardy and Laurel became quite immoral
But Crosby and Hope just played rope-a-dope
And Hepburn and Tracy both got very racy
Abbot and Costello decided to bellow
While Taylor and Burton had bods that were hurtin'
Whereas Garbo and Gilbert just ate a filbert
And Loy gave to Powell a doggy-style howl
Said Bogey to Harris: "We'll always have Paris"
And to Ginger's despair, Fred cannot help but stare
Then Larry and Moe gave Curly a show
Once Sherman's wee body was squirmin' with Peabody
I conclude it is plain these folks are insane
Moose and Squirrel agree, they are bonkers.
If I had my way, I'd make them all pay
No such luck, so I'm stuck; what the heck
Contributors: | Francine, N, F, Randy, Beefy, anon, Kansas Sam, Dassn't Say. |
Poem finished: | 1st August 2003. |