The Spoonbill Generator

Roses are dead
Violets are too [N]

Oranges fall
A sad shade of blue [anon]

Tulips are odd
Daisies are true [Need help at www.spoonbil]

Kumquats are warty [Dassn't Say]

Oh, what should we do? [N]

Truth is a lie [Dassn't Say]

Love is a sop [F]

I feel like a frog
Preparing to hop [Anon.]

Kisses are wet [F]

Humour is black [Anon.]

Jello is set [F]

It says on the pack [N]

Hogs are obese [F]

Noses are cold [baoloa]

When anyone rings
Just put them on hold [N]

Muckles are sherp [F]

Friggles are purn [N]

Dojis eat burp [baoloa]

In hell you will burn [Anon.]

Glamons are mork [F]

Fafter is glit [baoloa]

What can be next? [anon]

You're naught but a git. [Karin]