Of Paisley
MY WARDROBE
My wardrobe is my pride and joy
I own three leopard coats and an unfeathered boa, as well as
A collection of argyle vests, unrivalled in the Western Hemisphere.
Several unmatched socks, both striped and checkered
And a porkpie hat, which my late Uncle Max bequeathed to me
Aunt Sadie's polka-dotted caftans hold a place of honor, alongside the
Spandex tuxedos of every imaginable colour
Paisley headscarves by the dozen
Pinstriped bloomers which I only wear to funerals
And one burlap brassiere.
| Contributors: | F, N, Karin, N (fiiine I'll change it), Randy. |
| Poem finished: | 4th August 2003. |