The Spoonbill Generator

Should I invite you to my soiree? [F]

This thursday evening hence [N]

I think perhaps it would bore me [Karin]

I'd rather fix my fence [N]

Then would you attend my coming-out? [F]

Three weeks from saturday [N]

But I'm afraid you'll only pout [F]

I think at home I'll stay
[N]

Come, then, to my bar-b-cue! [Dassn't Say]

The Monday after Lent [Beefy]

If you knew I'd eschew your crew [archaeopteryx]

And let you share my tent [P]

Perhaps you would relent? [Roland]