The Spoonbill Generator

Higgle-dee piggle-dee pudding and pie [Randy]

I want a new nooky and do not know why [F]

Hoggle-dee foggle-dee fiddle-dee-dee [Randy]

My spectacles broke and I can't really see [N]

Hootchie-ma-cootchie and pickledee-doo [F]

I got a screwdriver do you need a screw? [Randy]

Hipperoo-dipperoo-dapperoo-dog [Dassn't Say]

Is it true you go blind if you don't keep a blog? [Beefy]

Abracadabra Da-Wonderbra-Woo [Dassn't Say]

Let's keep this up till a quarter to two [Beefy]

Fizzle-dee swizzle-dee pizzle-dee-pux [archaeopteryx]

Time is a-wasting, let's line up our ducks [Beefy]

Forker-dee porker-dee horker-dee hum [Randy]

Some poetry, sadly, is terribly dumb. [N]

Peckery wheckery thimble and thread [Randy]

Up with this poem I am truly fed! [N]