Ode to the Attic
Let us praise the humble ceiling fan.
Not enough people truly appreciate ceilings
Rejoice! The miracle of blenders.
Bringing harmony where once there was fruit
Who mourns for the wire whisk?
Are you sure that eggs deserve a beating?
The health of any helicopter
Is the direct consequence of Bernoulli's principle
Splendifery! A truly wonderful word
Even more apt to unseat sitting Vice-Presidents than potato
Contributors: | Dassn't Say, Beefy, archaeopteryx, Karin, P, loaf, Randy, N, Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 6th August 2003. |