The Spoonbill Generator

A bleeding broken heart [N]

Was mailed to me the other day [Francine]

I ordered it from a catalogue [Karin]

Fifty dollars did I pay [N]

A spitting kangaroo [F]

Was knocking loudly at my door [Anon.]

Expectorating git! [Karin]

I fainted on the floor [Francine]

An old and rusty spoon [N]

The vicious 'roo did bear [baoloa]

He tried to jam it up my nose [Karin]

The sprongy-legged quare [baoloa]

I drained my trusty tinnie [Beefy]

I wiped blood from my brow [Dassn't Say]

If I must fight agin'e [Kansas Sam]

I'll use Nasdaq and the Dow [Francine]