Limerick Whore
Limerick Funfest
There was an old whore from Madrid
Who could please every man that she did
She'd pluck them and buck them
And f*** them and s*** them
Then regret that she'd mussed her hairdo
There once was a hermit named Dave
His groin did he carefully shave
For if he were to slip
He'd undoubtedly snip
Off the thing that he'd take out and wave
There was a sweet pansy from France
A gay blade who wore frilly pants
He'd lisp "parley-voo"
To the garcons he'd woo
With a swishy Marcel Marceau dance
There was an old whore from Nantucket
Who went to sea in a bucket
The old bucket had a hole
And the whore lacked a soul
So she went straight to hell and said "SUCK IT"
| Contributors: | Randy, F, N, Francine, Anon., baoloa. |
| Poem finished: | 7th August 2003. |