The Spoonbill Generator

A sodium glow smolders in the sky [Anon.]

Have we angered some grim outmoded god? [F]

Probably [Beefy]

A lightning bolt thrown at us misses its mark [Kansas Sam]

Setting our tulips afire instead [Dassn't Say]

Regrettably [Anon.]

An ozone smog lowers on the streets [Beefy ]

Have our stilts come back from the shop? [Anon.]

Indubitably [E Greejius]