Mizzen Manhood
On board the good ship Mary Jane
A pirate crew did sail
They flew the rainbow crossbone flag
And weathered every gale
Their captain was a nasty type
Who made them walk the plank
Then made them walk right back again
And lick his hairy flank
They plundered every harbour town
In search of cabin boys
And dressed them up in frilly gowns
And made them shout "ahoys"
They tossed upon the rolling sea
Their buggery unbridled
They rode on top with certain glee
No swabby was un-sidled
They sought out a deserted isle
Where manly crews might sport
And disport themselves a while.
But then, a sudden thought
What if there were rivals
Who sailed upon our seas
And scooped up all the booty
Before we get our squeeze
They realised they'd lost the map
And every one one of them had the clap
Contributors: | Nym, Francine, N, baoloa, F, Beefy, Dassn't Say, td, TG, Anon.. |
Poem finished: | 8th August 2003. |