The Spoonbill Generator

On board the good ship Mary Jane
A pirate crew did sail [Anon.]

They flew the rainbow crossbone flag [Francine]

And weathered every gale

Their captain was a nasty type [Anon.]

Who made them walk the plank [Francine]

Then made them walk right back again [N]

And lick his hairy flank [Francine]

They plundered every harbour town [N]

In search of cabin boys [Francine]

And dressed them up in frilly gowns [N]

And made them shout "ahoys" [Francine]

They tossed upon the rolling sea [N]

Their buggery unbridled [F]

They rode on top with certain glee [baoloa]

No swabby was un-sidled [F]

They sought out a deserted isle [Beefy ]

Where manly crews might sport [Dassn't Say]

And disport themselves a while. [td]

But then, a sudden thought [Beefy ]

What if there were rivals [baoloa]

Who sailed upon our seas [N]

And scooped up all the booty [Francine]

Before we get our squeeze [baoloa]

They realised they'd lost the map [TG]

And every one one of them had the clap [Dassn't Say]

[Anon.]