Kangaroo Den
She prayed that she might never see the day
When Lilliputians have the right to vote
Such tiny-minded intellects, thay say
Make others wish to jump the boat
She vowed that she would always tell the truth
Even when her lovers gave no pleasure
A sexologist like Dr. Ruth
Could teach her men of women's hidden 'treasure'.
She hoped that she would never have to hear
The voice of reason speaking Portuguese.
Nor ever have to shave a grizzly bear
Now end this if you please.
| Contributors: | Anon., Francine, Grayman, mcb, TG, Dassn't Say, td, F, Karin. |
| Poem finished: | 9th August 2003. |