Cremated For Bystanders
Alan Aardvark ate apples
By biting beautiful bits
Cecil Crow could crowd
Delinquents, dweebs and drips
Elmer Elephant earns escudos
For Freddie fed me falafel
German Gertrude gave gamely
His headcheese had herpes
Insistently, Ivor Ibex idled
Jasper Jackass Jumped Joyfully
Kilo kanga knit his kid
Lovely lemon lapels lavishly
Mimi Mason mimes mummies
Nasty Nelson nixes nooners
Olly-olly-oxen-free
Priggish Polly pops petunias
Quizzingly, quaint Quentin quacks
Raucaus roaring ratatats
Sissified Sissy successfully sasses
Tiny titular titleholders
Uncle Umberto uses unguents
Via variegated vial valves
Willie Wonka wants weiners
Xander Xerkes xeroxes "Xanadu"
Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz
Contributors: | baoloa, N, F, archaeopteryx, snood, K8, Anon., Karen. |
Poem finished: | 12th August 2003. |