Jonah On War
There was once a man in a tale
Who was swallowed right up by a whale
He lived in that mammal
With Dorothy Hamill
But his lawyer soon posted the bail
We once were invaded by Mars
The first to be zapped were the bars
They blew up the churches
And E.T. researchers
An put all the poets in jars
I once saw a man on a cliff
Shake hands with an odorous stiff
If you think this is odd
It's only 'cause God
Ne'er gave him the wit to sniff
My wallet is bloated with gunk
If you smell it it really is funk
But inside it is money
So how about it honey
I'm rich although I'm no hunk
Father Fred was a friendly old fart
In the rectory he kept a dead tart
Being shy, he would poke her
And then he would soak her
And then masturbate in a cart
Contributors: | N, F, Anon., Randy. |
Poem finished: | 12th August 2003. |