Mother One
Mother Theresa sported a wart
From the naughty old Bishop had it been caught
She tried to pray it away but, alas
It only continued to grow in mass
Sister Perpetua had but one eye
It nervously twitched both this way and that
She couldn't control it , and so, alas
Her inventive surgeon built it a cast
Father O'Leary walked with a limp
His knuckles dragging like a chimp
His mother in Chicago had been cursed
Instead of going 'forward', his gait was 'reversed'
| Contributors: | F, N, K8, Kansas Sam, snood, td. |
| Poem finished: | 13th August 2003. |