Dead Sticks
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Yet still you'll smell my cheap colognes
Mere beatings alone cannot deter me
From hunting to kill every goddamn Furby
And Tickle-Me-Elmo's as good as dead
The Cabbage Patch dolls look overfed
Barbie must be on her very last legs
I'm tired of buying her miniature L'eggs
| Contributors: | Karin, Kansas Sam, DogerellKing, Dassn't Say, F, N. |
| Poem finished: | 14th August 2003. |