Please Pass the Wrestler
It is an ancient wrestler
As you can clearly see
upon his prat settled Yu-Gi-Oh, the bloodsucking Japanese flea
The wrestler was enchanted
What will be will be
Since tradition said "Don't sit on bugs!", he offered Yu a spot of tea
It is an ancient woodcutter
As you can plainly see
Upon his woodpile slime mold formed, as yucky as can be
The woodcutter was nauseated
What you see, you see
Since tradition said "Don't EVER waste water!", he rinsed it off with pee
| Contributors: | anshul, Grayman, k8, K8, Dassn't Say, N, F. |
| Poem finished: | 14th August 2003. |