A Fine Line Between Endless Cats
On Friday the seventh of May
'Twas a sunny and cheerful day
But then when I found
An odd looking mound
That gay day in May went astray
It seemed to be harmless enough
The surface, a little bit rough
I dug just a bit
When abruptly I hit
A gruff greenish man in the buff
He blinked out the dirt from his eyes
And brushed the clods off his thighs
He said "I must thank you
For such a kind rescue"
I asked him the wherefores and whys
"A leprechaun, sonny, I be"
"An unlucky one, as you can see"
I gave him my hand
And upon it did land
A glittering magical key
He turned and reached back down the hole
And pulled out what looked like a mole
This bundle of fur
Then started to purr
I asked, "If that was the goal?"
The leprachaun laughed out in glee
"I'll explain, if you listen to me."
His eyes opened wide
And loudly, he cried
"There's nothing in Life that is FREE!"
With wave of his hand he ran off
Mole by his side, furry an' sof'
The key in my hand
And there I did stand
When suddenly I heard this loud "cough"!
Then spinning around, I espied
What nearly made me cockeyed
A foul looking beast
With two heads (at least)
Which glared at each other, then sighed
"Young fellow, that key there is mine"
My first thought was, Oh, ain't this fine!
"Please kindly draw near..
You've naught much to fear--
I only eat cattle and swine"
I weakly stood up to my feet
And told him "I'm sure you're a cheat"
The key I gripped tight
Expecting a fight
Which, surely, would end in defeat
He whirled around, gave me a whack
When suddenly Leprechaun held out his cat
It was all so confusing
I ended up losing
This tale is now ended--splat!
Contributors: | N, Kansas Sam, K8, smrtypnts, F, put me out of my misery. |
Poem finished: | 15th August 2003. |