The Spoonbill Generator

Every letter I have sent you
Is piled up in your room [N]

From A to Z. I feel ignored [F]

And wallow in my gloom [N]

You think I am a stalker, right? [F]

I only phone you twice a day [N]

I love you, bitch. Please talk to me [F]

Or severely will you pay
[N]

With hat in hand, I beg of you [F]

To strip for me and bare your soul [N]

And if not that, then just a wink [F]

Next time I'm on parole [N]