Hayseed, Huh?
Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
The fair grounds rumbled with this thundering cheer
For it was time for the big tractor-pull
And most of the fans had dropped out of school
Big Hair, Muddy Trucks, and Milwaukee's Best
The drivers had mulllets and wifebeaters on chest
The jist of my poem is simple as pie
It's the State Fair on the Fourth of July!
| Contributors: | qt pi, K8, smrtypnts, F, archaeopteryx. |
| Poem finished: | 15th August 2003. |