The Spoonbill Generator

How dear of you to send me cash [F]

I'm using it to cure my rash [N]

And to restock my hashish stash [Dassn't Say]

To think I found you going through the trash! [MockTurtle]

How dear of you to send me money [smrtypnts]

But, boy, that pic of Ben looked funny [asdf]

Why was he swimming in honey? [archaeopteryx]

Dressed up just like an Easter Bunny. [wah]

How dear of you to send me currency [archaeopteryx]

Especially in a hurrency [asdf]

For it was a dire emergency [smrtypnts]

Without eyedrops, my vision's blurrin', see? [wah]

How dear of you to send me dough [smrtypnts]

And float me through this low cash flow, [wah]

Allow me to finish this cute lil' ditty [smrtypnts]

On the cost of living in Gotham City [wah]

[Anon.]