Scone Clichés
It's always darkest just before it gets lighter
Your trousers seem loosest before they feel tighter
The powder is evil as it washes whiter
Rocky was weakest before being a fighter
One wrong plus one wrong won't make you righter.
Leave the sword! For the pen is far more eruditer!
When cutting corners, please use a miter
Every time I meet a lady, it ends up a one-nighter
When I eat less and less, I get a little slighter
(Though you never notice, you blighter)
| Contributors: | asdf, MockTurtle, yoxi, archaeopteryx, wah, NotOgdenNash, F, Randy, baoloa, finis. |
| Poem finished: | 16th August 2003. |