The Spoonbill Generator

Who needs rhetorical questions? [smrtypnts]

What good do they do either way? [Kansas Sam]

"What's the point?" is one of the messier ones [Captain Beetroot]

Or "What's up, Doc?" as Bugs would say [smrtypnts]

So, what are you going to do? [F]

Are you a man or a mouse? [Kansas Sam]

Will you fish or cut bait? is what I want to know [F]

Or just lie like a louse 'bout the house [Randy]

[Anon.]