Steel Safari of Red Rivers
Said the zebra to the lion, "Why in heaven are you cryin'?"
"Well," said the lion, "all I'm doin' is tryin'."
Said the zebra "Have a cuppa, then we'll talk of what's for supper"
To which the lion retorted "Was that coke you just snorted?"
On the sweeping Kalahari, sad tableau for this safari,
Where the men dress like Daktari and the velvet nights are starry
Said a hunter "Load ya rifle, for I've surely copped an eyeful"
This poem it is necessary to immediately stifle
| Contributors: | N, smrtypnts, archaeopteryx, Anon., wah, De Quincey, please end me. |
| Poem finished: | 17th August 2003. |