Farce Of
Types of Medical Coverage
Accidental Death Cover (excludes Vital Organ malfunction)
Vacuuming of the spleen (Bi-annually)
We cover your co-pay, you only need take care of the rest!
Deliberate Death Coverage
Wart removal (limit 5/yr) ($5,000,000 deductible if cancerous)
Infant Dental Cover (up to 4 weeks of age only)
Diaper Rash Cover (up to age twenty-one) $20 co-payment
Viagra (In your dreams buster!)
Veterans Agent Purple Cover
Contributors: | K8, Anon., Randy, baoloa, F, N. |
Poem finished: | 18th August 2003. |