Flattery of a Goose
When starting on a masterpiece
Fill your mind with wild caprice
But not when "under the influence"
It interferes with what you sense
If you must compose an etude
Try doing it completely nude
Or else just wear a sable thong
And smoke upon your trusty bong
Clear your mind, then crack your knuckles
Loosen all those belts and buckles
Then sit yourself upon a chair
And liberate your hidden flair
First pause awhile, await the muse
Imagine you're singing the blues
Place your pen upon the paper
Let your musings freely caper
Then hum a line from "South Pacific"
Your stream of thoughts should run prolific
Wave after wave, riding high on the Tide,
But if they don't, at least you tried
Contributors: | N, F, K8, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 18th August 2003. |