Antiproverbial: Aphorisms Redefined
What if one swallow does make a summer?
It would be quite a potion for sure
You'd put all your eggs in two baskets
Subject to the size of the baskets and the number of eggs
Ican make a light work with just one hand
Click! with my finger on the switch
It's my spilt milk, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
Huzzah! Huzzah! I can sing my own laurels!
Self-praise is all the praise I need
You can't put a stitch in time so
The Nine will hang, I fear
And what's that they're teaching that old dog?
Grandmother, here's how to suck eggs.
I made an omelette without breaking them
And I certainly didn't count on any of them hatching.
Contributors: | Beefy, snood, archaeopteryx, baoloa. |
Poem finished: | 19th August 2003. |