The Spoonbill Generator

What's that in your pants? Is it something to eat? [archaeopteryx]

A Mars bar, I fancy, would make a nice treat [Beefy ]

What's that in your blouse? Is it something to drink? [archaeopteryx]

A couple of oranges would be peachy, I think [Q]

What's that in your dress? Is it something to taste? [archaeopteryx]

That tattoo of a zebra would be nothing to waste [Q]

What's that in your shorts? Is it something to lick? [archaeopteryx]

Oh MY! .. It is LEAKING! .. Grab onto it ... QUICK! [K8]

[Anon.]