The Spoonbill Generator

From my window, I can see [Beefy ]

That bumbling fool they call Beefy [fester]

I wonder why he's in such haste [P]

Is he being pursued by miniature yorkshire puddings? [snood]

Did they not know he could be so two-faced? [P]

The fool runs on, his pants fall down - [fester]

No doubt this explains his frown [P]

And as he's lying on the ground [fester]

Are those crispy roast potatoes I spy? [snood]

Don't they see that the gravy's coming round? [fester]

Oh! Were I such a happy fool [Beefy ]

With buttered parsnips , tumblers cool [snood]

And endless leisure time to waste [Kansas Sam]

And maybe just a little bit of horseradish sauce? [snood]

I would not fester here, alone, displaced [Beefy ]

The fool arises, to no end - [Kansas Sam]

He tumbles to the ground again [Karin]

He makes a kind of moaning sound [Beefy ]

Mustard, English mustard, that's what we need isn't it? [snood]

In times of greatest need, it can't be found! [Beefy ]