Horace is What We Like
Would you like to waltz or samba?
Yes, but only in the nude
Ay, oy vey! Eek, caramba!
What's wrong with you? You're not a prude!
Would you like to surf or cycle?
Yes, but only in the buff
Let me call Archangel Michael
(I'll warn you that his manner's rough)
Would you like to bonk or gambol?
Yes, but only while I'm bare
Are you poised for the preamble?
I'm not sure I really care
You want to bonk, you want to cycle
Yes, but only when unclad
So hanging like an icicle
You go and bonk with your step-dad.
Contributors: | F, Anon., N, K8, Beefy, chortle. |
Poem finished: | 21st August 2003. |