The Spoonbill Generator

Aussie rock lyric challenge [archaeopteryx]

Rooted to the spot, yeah [snood]

So dry I could drink out of a koala's bum [fester]

Had a bingle in my ute, yeah? [snood]

Four wheels scare the cockatoos [archaeopteryx]

C'mon cobbers, pass the booze [fester]

There's something about you girl, that makes me sweat [archaeopteryx]

Like a Holden Commodore you're my sweet pet [snood]

I only ever want to go-go dance with you [archaeopteryx]

Cause I've never met a sheila drinks VBs like you [snood]

A little time with you, my koocachoo [archaeopteryx]

Pass me a stubbie and hand me a pie [Beefy ]

And put a beaut shrimp on the barbie-eye [snood]

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite [archaeopteryx]

I'm a love machine powerd by VegeMite [snood]

Under the Milky Way tonight [Anon.]

Don't let me down I'm a dinkum bloke [snood]

I'm not just some bludger with dust in his poke [Beefy ]

I’m just your regular West Australian fisherman’s daughter [archaeopteryx]

Impersonates a swagman just like she aughter [Anon.]

And never mixes her Bundy with water [Beefy ]

The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink, [archaeopteryx]

So we lay a bet to see how many schooners we can sink [N]

And who'll be first to chunder on their shoes [Beefy ]

Yeah yeah, I got them billabong blues [snood]

That's all there is, let's get back to the booze [Beefy ]