Not Yet Nice Enough
Aussie rock lyric challenge
Rooted to the spot, yeah
So dry I could drink out of a koala's bum
Had a bingle in my ute, yeah?
Four wheels scare the cockatoos
C'mon cobbers, pass the booze
There's something about you girl, that makes me sweat
Like a Holden Commodore you're my sweet pet
I only ever want to go-go dance with you
Cause I've never met a sheila drinks VBs like you
A little time with you, my koocachoo
Pass me a stubbie and hand me a pie
And put a beaut shrimp on the barbie-eye
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
I'm a love machine powerd by VegeMite
Under the Milky Way tonight
Don't let me down I'm a dinkum bloke
I'm not just some bludger with dust in his poke
I’m just your regular West Australian fisherman’s daughter
Impersonates a swagman just like she aughter
And never mixes her Bundy with water
The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink,
So we lay a bet to see how many schooners we can sink
And who'll be first to chunder on their shoes
Yeah yeah, I got them billabong blues
That's all there is, let's get back to the booze
Contributors: | archaeopteryx, snood, fester, Beefy, Anon., N. |
Poem finished: | 21st August 2003. |