The Spoonbill Generator

Bill stood in Charing Cross looking at the departure board [snood]

Wondering if he had time for a cuppa [Karin]

Bored Ben stood cross and chafing, longing to deoart [Beefy ]

The names on the board said 'London Bridge, Waterloo East' [snood]

Unfortunately, neither chap could read [F]

Begging to be put out of their misery [Anon.]