Topological Jam
But the jar was a Klein bottle, no marmalade out would come
Or rather, it was never quite contained, it's just too hard to say
No marmalade tomorrow, no marmalade today
I bought a reel of scotch tape, came home at quite a clip
But the thing had gone insane, the tape had lost its grip
Or rather, it never really sticky, it's just too hard to know
No scotch-a-tape today, no scotch-a-tape tomorrow
I bought a pet rhinocerous, cost a pretty penny
But when I got it home and checked its horn, it had not any
But it wore a skirt and skated on the ice like Sonja Henie
Not a rhino too few, not a rhino too many
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, A, snood, Dassn't Say, N, sp. |
Poem finished: | 24th August 2003. |