The Spoonbill Generator

For all of you that don't believe in unicorns [N]

Please note: [F]

Consider your navel, gouged by just such beast [Dassn't Say]

.. ha.. HA.. Ha.. ha..! ..mAdE yA lOoK! ..mAdE yA lOoK ! .. [Anon.]

For those of you that don't believe in Santa [Dassn't Say]

Please consider: [N]

Consider your gonads, delivered by just such a personageuged by just such beast [loaf]

[please end me]