The Spoonbill Generator

Lilliputians in my lap [F]

Gave me love, also the clap [Randy]

Those smutty little runts [F]

Invaded my underpunts [Randy]

How annoying they can be [F]

Maybe some Raid will set me free [Randy]

But that would also burn my quim [F]

(If you'll excuse the pseudonym) [Randy]

[Anon.]

Martian ladies on my knee [Randy]

Grotesque, I will agree [F]

Their tentacles go up my back [N]

Their antennae play havoc with my sack [Randy]