And Then the Next Animal
He had a girlfriend, Sally, whose mood was always mellow
Together they would frollick in the long and yellow grass
And then they both would share a steaming demitasse
He'd take her out to dinner, with his face all clean and shiny
She, in turn, made certain that she'd scrubbed her little heinie
Afterwards they'd hit town, and dance the night away
And later they'd indulge themselves in porcupiny play
Ferninand and Sally then received a large surprise
Their many quills, (hereto so flat), at last began to rise
The next part of the story (at the risk of sounding corny)
I herewith censor what comes next. (They finally got horny)
| Contributors: | N, F, Anon., . |
| Poem finished: | 25th August 2003. |