The Spoonbill Generator

Underneath a mountain, in a dark secluded cave [N]

There lives a sad grotesquerie whom the villagers call Dave [F]

He used to be a CEO, but now he's just a bum [Karin]

His only true companion is a bottle full of a rum [N]

The villagers donations have kept Dave going strong [F]

There was enough left over to buy poor Dave a thong [Karin]

So now he keeps them entertained by striking silly poses [N]

Just for laughs into his arse he sticks a dozen roses [Karin]