The Spoonbill Generator

When I was young, I was terribly poor [N]

But then later in life I met a rich whore [F]

And now of course, I live like a king [N]

She even bought me a Tiffany ring [F]

She even gave me a dose of the clap [loaf]

At the Church of the Virgin it caused quite a flap [Dassn't Say]

I prayed at her shrine to cleanse my foul parts, [td]

But she ill-understood the art of the tarts [Kansas Sam]

I prayed at her shrine to ease my disgrace [loaf]

So she dropped her drawers and sat on my face [Randy]

Sacrilege, yes, I'm headed for hell [F]

I hear that down there, they look after you well [N]

So now I'm rich, but I have this itch [Karen]

To do every saint, if no one will snitch [F]

If I nail every one, my sins will be purged [Beefy]

And under the waters, my body submerged [N]