The Spoonbill Generator

Trombones are sounding in my sleep [F]

I rue the day I joined marching band [Karin]

The sousaphones are really annoying [F]

Just last week I was goosed by a trumpet [Karin]

Thus I'm traumatized. Wouldn't you be? [F]

I've been this way since seventy-six [Beefy]

Trombones led the big parade [N]

And the bandleader told me I'd never be a drummer [Dassn't Say]

The triangle is too a musical instrument! [Beefy]