The Spoonbill Generator

When Granma discovered my dungeon [fester]

I claimed I was just breeding clams [Roland]

And that the dead sheep in the corner [fester]

Gave birth to three three-legged lambs [Dassn't Say]

But I don't think she believed me [Beefy]

When Grandpa discovered my guillotine [N]

I claimed I was just chopping carrots [Karin]

Nothing was said 'bout the still luke warm spleen [chicho]

Or the tortured headless parrots [N]

But I don't think he believed me either. [Karin]