Inter-Planetary Tomfoolery
And met a little guy who chirped 'Yarrs!'
He looked pretty spooky
And not a little zooky
So I offered him five candy bars
When Poppy was visiting Pluto
She found herself using judo
The aliens retreated
Their plan was defeated
Their bravado apparently pseudo
While on a vacation to Saturn
I tried to follow a pattern
So everyday things
Like naming the rings
Made me feel less of a slattern
I landed on Mercury next
And found myself quite vexed
The place was a dump
And I felt like a chump
And the residents thought me unsexed
Oh! My escapades on Venus
Made me grow an extra penis
It stuck out the back
But always hung slack
And thoroughly resisted cleanness
My rocket landed on Neptune
There I composed a new rap tune
It never got finished
My aura diminished
'Til I posted it in a chat room
I enjoyed Uranus a lot
It was roomier than I thought
Though some found it chilly
Or hemorrhoid-hilly
Ne'er better a bargain I've got
On Jupiter I found a Snark
Poisoning pigeons in a park
But I was prepared
My switchblade I bared
He got it in his Boojum mark!
Back on ol' Earth is where I am
Its Humans are quite a sham
I've almost lost hope
I simply can't cope
I think I'll go drown in my spam
Contributors: | Limerick, Q, F, N, Karin, Randy, baoloa, quasi, Grayman, Beefy, Ethetran, sp, Dassn't Say, smrtypnts, Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 29th August 2003. |