Silly Clothes
My legs they are not dungaree'd
My socks they are not pedigreed
Prove it, though, and I'll concede
My purses are not monogrammed
My underpants are unprogrammed
My codpieces are flimflammed
Oh, no! I think I'm damned
Contributors: | hamish, Dassn't Say, Nym, Kansas Sam, F, quasi, N. |
Poem finished: | 29th August 2003. |