The Gnomes Who Roll
Lived a man who was a gnome, with a beard that was all gray
He liked to hump the leprechauns
Then roll about on grassy lawns
And eat a bucketful of prawns
While watching as the morning dawns
That gnome who liked to tango everyday
Once upon an age, in a land that's now forgotten
Lived a munchkin who liked to chew on things rotten
He liked to lick the rolladex
He liked to engage in plenty of sex
And cook a meal that was Tex-Mex
While being eaten by a T-Rex
That munchkin who was so misbegotten
Once upon a dream, in a place beyond our ken
Lived a race of navel-less, hairless men
Who liked to contemplate their toes
And deck their dicks with satin bows
And shadowbox their favorite foes
And saddle up their deers and does
Those oddly navel-less, hairless men
| Contributors: | F, quasi, N, Randy, Beefy, Dassn't Say. |
| Poem finished: | 29th August 2003. |