The Spoonbill Generator

Telescoping microscopes and shoehorning hornpipes [F]

Is all that I love to do [Grayman]

Whipstitched stitchery and crewelwork cruelty [F]

They don't bother me [(trad)]

Triangular angle-irons and longboat boathooks [Beefy]

They're meat and drink to us [Roland]

And never will we fuss
If others want to cuss [F]