The Spoonbill Generator

Things I would do if I were a cowboy: [mel]

Things I should leave undone ... [loaf]

Things I know can often cloy:
Like a really clever pun ... [F]

Things I would do if I were a doctor... [ask]

Things I would never do: [F]

Things that tease the proctor [Anon.]

Like a really gay froufrou... [F]

Things I would do if I were an milkman [Baoloa]

Things I should never unveil: [Anon.]

Things going on in Buckman [Anon.]

They captured a large blue whale... [F]

Things I would do if I were a God [Baoloa]

Things I would do better... [F]

Things that the world thinks are odd [Beefy]

Like an umlaut on top of a letter [Dassn't Say]

Things I would do if I were a bishop: [Beefy]

Things I cannot control: [N]

Whether my whacks will be fuflop [mel]

Like the slap of the waves on a shoal [Dassn't Say]

[Anon.]