Our Snotty Pim
On a rather mercurial whim
My children he scared
The neighbours all stared
Turned out, he spoke just like Nym
He starred in my own puppet show
Square dancing a lot--do-si-do
He yodelled away
We started to pray
To Broadway we'd finally go!
Then one day my agent did call
And told me that this coming Fall
We would get our own show
But Pim said, "Oh, no"
"I'm no good in public at all"
Puppets who are independent
Get snotty when they become ascendant
I had to smack him
And truly attack Pim
I killed him. Indeed, that did end it
| Contributors: | F, N, Karin, . |
| Poem finished: | 2nd September 2003. |