Pie Trappings
Nymphs and satyrs, centaurs and dryads
Canoes and barges, liners and kayaks
Drivers and putters, woods and irons
Alarms and buzzers, beepers and sirens
Novels and essays, tales and stories
Semis and vans, trailers and lorries
Bluchers and brogans, sandals and clogs
Newts and toads, salamanders and frogs
All these trappings have but one thing in common
Each is grotesquely distasteful to woman
No slug, no snail, no puppy dog's tail
No rat, no mouse, no untidy house
Data and senses, science and art,
Croquet mallets, bulls-eye and dart
Agendas and schedules, memos and lists
Leering and swearing, drinking and fists
What is your favourite type of pie?
Nym wouldn't tell you, and neither shall I!
| Contributors: | list of three word combos, N, F, Beefy, Terry, loaf, dok, Anon., Lee. |
| Poem finished: | 2nd September 2003. |