Cummerbunds Will Fall (2004)
Predictions for the Coming Year
It will follow immediately after this year
It will have one extra day
Your cummerbund will be stolen by three gypsies
The gypsies will throw a fancy dress ball
You will make exactly 7 new years resolutions, and fail to keep any of them
Your left earlobe will fall off
Your nightshirt will ride up and reveal that your thingy is no longer attached
A horse will win the Derby
Somewhere in the world, a man will be assassinated
Spoonbillers will capture the world, but put it back in disgust
It'll be so great, we'll extend 2004 well into 2005
Someone will undoubtedly make predictions for the following year
They will be wrong
| Contributors: | F, Karin, N, Randy, Beefy, dok, Eth, archaeopteryx. |
| Poem finished: | 3rd September 2003. |