The Spoonbill Generator

There once was a boffin called Tim [Lee]

Who worked where the lighting was dim [Beefy ]

So he prayed to his God [Lee]

For a new lightning rod [Beefy ]

Then a great thunderbolt lit up him [Grayman]

The poor Christian he got quite a shock [Lee]

To discover how deities mock [Beefy ]

So he pulled down his pants [Lee]

Started one of his rants [Beefy ]

Kiss my hairy a**, you stupid f*ck [Anon.]